January 2009
6 posts
You could be a swinger because....
I had to post this. I know it is long but it is so true, especially #13.
1. You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos. 2. Half of the numbers on your cellphone are listed only by screen names. 3. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can’t go out with them this weekend. 4. You have over 100,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica. 5. You know most...
"Your Imaginary Friend is a Bitch" →
“…but I do know that when I was a kid I always imagined Joyce and DaVinci and Mozart rocking back and forth in an artistic trance producing scores upon scores of brilliant earth-shakingly original ideas which flowed together with silky certainty. In school you read about great generals and great journalists and all the great things they did, but rarely does anybody mention the...